The opportunist.
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I love quoting for projects at this idiotic web design agency that we work for. I just invent a number, any number, then I double that. Then I give the number to our project manager and he triples it. Everyone’s a winner.
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Macs, They Just Break in a More Aesthetic Way
John: stupid PC
John: get a mac!
Eris: it's no different
Eris: eventually a mac breaks just like a PC
Eris: it just breaks in a more aesthetic way
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Should you use Comic Sans?
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Can Dogs Eat Raw Carrot?
Phil: can dogs eat raw carrot?
Phil: sorry, I know it's going amazingly off subject
Phil: but the dog just ran in here and it's got a carrot
Phil: I'm not taking it off it
Phil: I didn't think a dog would eat a carrot but I'm being proven wrong as we speak!
John: ....
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Japh The Stalker
Japh: You've got a group all of your own in my TweetDeck so I can keep an eye on you while I'm sleeping.
John: Seriously?
Japh: Hell yeah.
John: That's f£$%ing awesome.
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Son got named School Vice Captain for next year. Means he’s the 1st loser. And he doesn’t go up in my “Favourite Child” rankings list.
— Brendon Sinclair
